Don't Measure the Distance, Measure the Love

Maria Madeira the long distance relationship "expert."
She seems totally full of shit. This is the kind of thing that exists to be read when it comes to searching for information on relationships. What are the words and ways of describing these things that haven't been trod over a billion times by hacks and cuntfaces.

There are, however, certain things and feelings I did not understand or think about in past relationships. Or at least I have a new perspective which shudders against my old permanently dreary views.

I am sure, entirely sure, that any or of all this can never be distilled down into a comforting aphorism. Too much going on, in you and me, us. That's exactly what thrills me about it.

So fuck her and her predictbly dull expertise.