0wnd: Easter Dinner at Wit's End

Adrianne: So you went to AT Elementary School too?! What a small world.

Me: Yup.

TL: It wasn't such a great time for her.

Me: Nope.

Adrianne: Well it did suck.

Me: Yeah. And when I went I think it was like, a particularly dumb crop of kids. I mean, they all would fail tests I got perfect on. They just didn't have school as a priority because they had to work on the farm and stuff.

Pete: But come on, hasn't the rest of your life been the same. I mean, isn't everyone around you just one more crop of dumb people compared to you. Fuck, I mean I gotta stand up for the average person here.

(Spray of water, chokes of laughter until tears as I and everyone crack up.)

Pete, you are the cleverest of them all.