Saturday, May 13, 2006

My Oral Answer to MSNBC Sex Survey


From yesterday's Elle/MSNBC survey:
"45 percent of women said they don't like performing oral sex while 21 percent said they’re uncomfortable with this sex act."


I have this cream, see? It is called: Num-it.

The stuff is mild. It just makes you a little numb. A little less sensitive for an hour or so.

What I am going to do is rub it firmly onto your cock.


Then I am going to wait until it is working, about 10 minutes, to wash you off carefully
with a warm towel.

Why?

Because then you will be able to last for at least an hour or so
while I lick
press
suck and do
all the other things
I need to do.



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